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Friday, March 13, 2009

I Feel Like I Got Ripped Off Because MY Office is Just as Crazy as This One But it Doesn't Have its Own Show

Michael Scott: I just wanted to congratulate you on that great golden ticket idea.

Dwight Schrute: That was your idea.

Michael Scott: Whoa. Wow. Who told you that?

Dwight Schrute: You did. Several times--

Michael Scott: No I don't think I ever did--

Dwight Schrute: --over and over again.

Michael Scott: That was your idea, Dwight--

Dwight Schrute: You were dressed as Willy Wonka, so--

Michael Scott: I'm not taking credit for that--

Dwight Schrute: Wasn't my idea-- loved it! But I can't.

Michael Scott: Wait a second, I wrote it down. In my diary.

Dwight Schrute: You don't keep a diary.

Michael Scott: Yes I do. You've just never seen it. March 4th. Dwight came up with the best idea today about golden tickets--

[Dwight runs out of the room and returns with a day planner]

Dwight Schrute: March... fourth! Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give customers ten percent off for one year.

Michael Scott: Why do you have a diary?

Dwight Schrute: To keep secrets from my computer.

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