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Friday, February 04, 2011

Bringing home the Gold in the Mommy Olympics

Holding Aspen at my shoulder, I rubbed, patted, and massaged her back gently to get the last of her burps out of her big, fat belly. She holds on to them lately, sometimes only giving them up after being laid down and picked back up again.

I could hear her rice cereal sloshing around, and knew there was at least one burp to squeeze out before bedtime. That's when she turned her chubby cheeks, opened wide and spit the contents of her last burp INTO MY MOUTH.

Dearest Aspen, I'm sorry if I startled you when I yelled for Kev to take you so I could rinse my mouth out. But please know you are seriously disgusting. Regurgitated rice cereal is not yummy, and I can understand why you wanted to spit it out. Next time though, please aim for the burp cloth and not my mouth.

Thank you.


  1. oh man. i would love to say that that's never happened to me ........

  2. Oh my gosh, that is so hilarious!! But seriously, so gross. I can't say I have ever had that happen, but there have been instances where I licked mustard off my finger only to realize... it was NOT mustard.

  3. That is so gross. I would probably had to throw up myself. You do win a gold metal.


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