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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

If you tell me I'm pregnant I'll punch you in the face.

I don't know what it is lately, but I've been really under the weather. Last Tuesday it hit me with force. One moment I felt fine, and the next I felt like throwing up. I had a class to teach so I sucked it up and instructed with minimal physical input on my part. I went to bed at 9:30 and hoped to feel better for my early-morning class at the University.

Dude. I am so sick of throwing up. I have been sick more in the last year since Aspen was born than ever before in my entire life. And I don't just mean I haven't felt well; I mean I have thrown up more in the last year since Aspen was born than ever before in my entire life. What is the deal? Why is my stomach such a pansy now? It doesn't make sense that my body was like "BAM PUSH OUT A BABY!" and now it's all "waaaah don't eat that macaroni!"

Eventually I got out of bed just before midnight to throw up. I felt like crap the rest of the night and through my early class. I initially had only 2 participants (who showed up on time; CAN PEOPLE PLEASE SHOW UP ON TIME?!) and I asked them if they'd be okay if we cancelled. I was surprised that they really didn't want me to go home and throw up in my own bathroom. They really really really wanted me to have class. Awesome.

So we had class and I almost threw up a hundred times and almost passed out because I hadn't eaten anything for a hundred hours. And then I went home and Kev went to work and I struggled through the entire morning with Aspen because all I wanted to do was throw up.

And then I felt fine and ate Little Caesar's pizza for the next two days. For some reason, that is my hangover food.


  1. Yea, you're totally not pregnant. Sounds horrible :(

  2. I could totally say "you're pregnant" and there'd be nothing you could do about it! lol. You COULD come punch me in the face. Then we could hang out for awhile and go to NYC or something afterward. :) I have heard the flu is running rapid there right now. In fact, I just got done reading a chain of family e-mails talking about how everyone is sick and throwing up like crazy this week. No fun!

  3. What is ironic about this post is that I am reading this while eating Little Caesar's because it is apparently my hangover food too. I haven't eaten for 3 days due to stomach issues and so far it's the only thing that hasn't made me sick. And I am DEFINITELY not pregnant.

  4. why is little caesar's so awesome?!

  5. Ha I love little caesars too! Before we checked into the hospital my midwife told me to eat a good dinner so I chose a little caesars pizza & jamba juice! It sounds awful what you had, Im sorry I hope your feeling better now!

  6. I am so sorry you are sick! I hope you feel better very soon.
    I hate being sick as a married woman of child bearing age because every time anything is wrong with you everyone thinks your pregnant.
    Fries are my "hangover" food.


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